1877 "Bulldog" Gatling Gun

  • October 17, 2017
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  • Blender 2.7x
  • Render: Blender Internal
  • Creator: MikeeUSA2
  • License: CC-BY-SA
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Shrewd owner of a mine or industrial plant? Having labor issues? Pinkerton's Men have brought with them a new problem-solver...

The 1877 Colt Gatling gun. 10 barrels of crank-fired libertarianism could donate lead trinkets to striking protestors at a rate of 1200 trinkets per minute. Pinkerton's men made efficent use of these in making sure no men of various localities would be living after looking "too long" at anyones daughters. No shotgun needed (wooo ain't no one gettin muh daughter, murica!!!). Many fathers were pleased, though they did not know why... they really didn't question things. They were just happy no man was getting their daughter and they didn't have to use their 8 gauge black poweder double barrels! Soon after, however, their wives petitioned the various state governments to simply make marrying girls illegal, and thus the 1877 colt gatling gun had made it's mark, and then-some. Once the law went into effect it was no-longer needed to mow down scores of expendable daughter-desirin' picketing protesting striking mmaalleess so the gatling gun went into storage for a near century... until the minigun came around.

Download the gun that killed all the daugher-desirin' degenerate male scum! Ally of the father (who don't want no reproducin' goin on with HIS dauteru! EVER!) Ally of the woman (who don't want no competition, and the "bulldog" makes the opinion clear) and giver of justice to the mmaallee. (A true millstone around his neck!)

Once this gun came around, the New Testament finally and truly defeated the Old. (But perhaps in the future the Old will strike back!)

Modeled in blender (2.73) for the free/opensource videogame standalone-mod/fork of Xonotic: Chaos-Esque Anthology Dual Licensed: CC-BY-SA, GPLv2 --MikeeUSA--


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